Xelloss has so kindly donated his time to write out this survival guide for his loyal fans and followers! Learn advice and how to survive in the wild world, Xelloss-style! With this guide, you too can live life just like Xelloss himself, for a low price of $29.99! If you order now, we'll even throw in an auto--*gets bapped* Oi, alright, alright.. I'll shut up now. ^_^ Here's an excerpt from Xelloss' Survival Guide..

Rule #1:  Disclose nothing important. 9_9; When disclosing information, be sure that you leave out the most essential parts. It keeps things interesting. ^_^

Rule #2:  Avoid big, burley, red-haired men in trenchcoats. If you happen to come across them, annoy the hell out of them, and then run like hell.

Rule #3:  Don't wear underwear. It surprises people when they ask you 'boxers or briefs?' And it saves you from having to do extra laundry.

Rule #4:  When in doubt, repeat after me: 'Sore wa himitsu desu.'

Rule #5:  Always wear a smile. Nobody likes to be around frowny-faced people. It gives a sense of cheerfulness 24/7.

Rule #6:  Avoid dragon ladies.. they're usually more trouble then they're worth.

Rule #7:  Obey your master, for she is stronger then you, and can kill you. You don't want that to happen. Obey, and make her happy.

Rule #8:  Play tricks. Not only does it relax you, it gives you a good time, as well as annoy others. ^_^

Rule #9:  Eat, drink, be merry! You may not have to do this, but it tricks others and misleads them. They'll start thinking, 'Hey, that person's just a normal human!'

Rule #10:  Humans are gullible. Remember this, and you shall forever get out of sticky situations. Lie convicingly enough, and they may even sympathize with you. ^_^

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