Xelloss has so kindly donated his time to write out this survival guide for his loyal fans and followers! Learn advice and how to survive in the wild world, Xelloss-style! With this guide, you too can live life just like Xelloss himself, for a low price of $29.99! If you order now, we'll even throw in an auto--*gets bapped* Oi, alright, alright.. I'll shut up now. ^_^ Here's an excerpt from Xelloss' Survival Guide..
Rule #1: Disclose nothing important. 9_9; When disclosing information, be sure that you leave out the most essential parts. It keeps things interesting. ^_^
Rule #2: Avoid big, burley, red-haired men in trenchcoats. If you happen to come across them, annoy the hell out of them, and then run like hell.
Rule #3: Don't wear underwear. It surprises people when they ask you 'boxers or briefs?' And it saves you from having to do extra laundry.
Rule #4: When in doubt, repeat after me: 'Sore wa himitsu desu.'
Rule #5: Always wear a smile. Nobody likes to be around frowny-faced people. It gives a sense of cheerfulness 24/7.
Rule #6: Avoid dragon ladies.. they're usually more trouble then they're worth.
Rule #7: Obey your master, for she is stronger then you, and can kill you. You don't want that to happen. Obey, and make her happy.
Rule #8: Play tricks. Not only does it relax you, it gives you a good time, as well as annoy others. ^_^
Rule #9: Eat, drink, be merry! You may not have to do this, but it tricks others and misleads them. They'll start thinking, 'Hey, that person's just a normal human!'
Rule #10: Humans are gullible. Remember this, and you shall forever get out of sticky situations. Lie convicingly enough, and they may even sympathize with you. ^_^